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tagged… once again…

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Instructions: Remove one question from above and add in your personal question. (I’ve removed all the “do it or else you’ll die” crap).

1. Who is more important to you?
If its a who there has to be a choice no?

2. Have you ever thought of getting married?
I’ve thought about it πŸ™‚

3. Do you think you have enough confidence?
I brim with confidence – in fact I exude so much confidence it leaks from all orifices. πŸ™‚

4. How many babies do you want?
If any, ONE.

5. What is your goal for this year?
Well considering there’s about 40 days left, it’ll probably be a smashing holiday!

6. Do you believe in eternal love?
Love can be eternal, but unfortunately, life isn’t.

7. In your opinion, what are the characteristics of the perfect boy/girlfriend?(10 characteristics) – I have a feeling this one is from a highschooler..
1. Rich
2. Rich
3. Rich
4. Rich
5. Rich
6. Intelligent
7. Intelligent
8. Intelligent
9. Good looking
10. Good looking
Oh did I mention RICH?

8. What feeling do you love most?
Orgasms.. πŸ™‚

9. What is your bad habit?
Orgasms.. Oh wait I mixed it up with no. 8…

10. Is there anything you want to tell people who hate you?
It is alright to feel insecure / inferior. Stupidity is global, intelligence is exceptional. πŸ™‚

11. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Lost count but what is the definition of cherish? If it is defined by appreciate, yes I sure do.

12. What does flying mean to you?
1 hour journey to the airport, stupid queues at the check-in counter, stupid check-in counter staff, long security screening lines, 2 hour delays, hostile flight attendants (YES I BOOKED AND CONFIRMED A FUCKING SEAFOOD MEAL THANK YOU), inefficient baggage systems, stupid immigration officers (YES MALAYSIANS STILL LIVE ON TREES), non-existent customs officers (I’m smuggling dope, dope) and 1 hour journey from the airport to the hotel. In a nutshell, charming.

13. Who you love?
This one is a tough cookie.

14. Who do you think is hotter? Edward Cullen or Jacob Black?
Who the fuck are these two?

15. Describe the person who tagged you in 7 words.
Random, polite, pleasant, cordial, young, delightful, adorable.

16. Who last complimented you about what and when.
“You’re doing very well in what you do – I have big plans in store for you” – Boss, a week ago:)

17. What will you become in the next 10 years?
If you could tell me, that would be great. I don’t have a shop called “Madam Zora”, nor do I have a crystal ball(s) that I stare into every day.

18. Coffee or tea?
Espresso and Earl Grey tea please.

19. What are you wishing for right NOW? (Another one of those highschooler question)
Sex, beach, sunlight, secluded island, villa on the cliff, sweeping panoramic view of the sea and them nice cocktails with little umbrellas.

20. Do you think stupidity is a general condition and intelligence is an exception? Please elaborate in no less than 100 words. (HAH! BEAT THAT!)

Sherrie, do this!!! hahah!


Written by Leo

24 November 2008 at 14:37

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quite sick…

with 2 comments

onset of another bout of flu…

anyway here’s a good one..

if relatives you meet at a funeral (especially those aunts who are so proud of their engineer sons) go – “my son, your cousin is the GM of so and so company, so ah what are you doing now boy?”

you can just go “i sell life insurance…”

good one huh… =_=”

Written by Leo

16 October 2008 at 10:11

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